Episode XLXII: “Back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now.”

OK so everything is back to the way it should be. Poppy got back last night and we put in an appearance at Kootz, I haven’t been there in almost a week, so it was like old home week. Anyway ran into Joe my bartender who was actually playing night bar manager last night – so way to go Joe! Moving up that ladder – although tonight he will be back to being my bartender.

I am planning on having the last chance summer dance BBQ on Saturday. It will be the last one for this year. We are going to just start having indoor parties for the winter. It’s coming up on that time of year where I usually start hibernating. So if it comes to you thinking I have fallen off the face of the earth – I am just sleeping.

Episode XLXI: “Busy Little Bee”

I am posting this picture so you can see what Bri Bri looks like and this is him with Josh. These are my boys but I share them with Lexie on occasion, HA! Seriously these two are awesome and there was some drinking after I left on Thursday night, why is Josh grabbing his chest – don’t know I wasn’t there.

So I have been busy since my last post lots of working and cleaning around the house. Tonight I have to clean the carpets and I still haven’t finished my laundry. I am hoping to have everything done by the end of the week since there will be a BBQ at my house on Saturday and that way if it rains or something I will not be embarrassed to have the party moved indoors. I will not be attending Kootz until possibly Thursday night not sure yet. Busy Busy Busy!

Hope everyone has “Big Things” planned for the holiday weekend and I want everyone to have fun and be safe!

Episode XLX: “I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.”

Ok so Poppy has left me for the next few days so to cheer myself up I agreed to meet Lexie and Mel at Kootz last night even though I was originally planning on going home and going right to bed. Well those two were late – because lets face it we are all the queens of the fashionably late crew. So I spent the first 30 minutes by myself (not really Joe my bartender kept me company) until the girls showed up at like 8:45. We hung out went over the old business and addressed the new business and then brought the meeting of the “Sex and the City – Alaska Chapter” to a close and then I totally bailed on my girls at 10 and was at home in bed 10:30 I was out like a rock and slept well considering. I have to work both jobs tonight and I am going to take a break from all the partying to do some much needed cleaning/organizing around the house. So I will post something on Monday although not sure if anything interesting will happen over the weekend.

PS – I have a ringing in my ears – what’s that mean.

Episode XLIX: “Let's revisit the pole dancing.”

So last night I ended up going to Kootz again because some friends were celebrating a birthday party. So Mel and I got there at 10 and met up with Poppy. We were all hanging out in the swing bar listen to this guy sing Karaoke and I was pole dancing with the support beams again when all of the sudden the singer came up and started to sing to me. Whoa big fella! I was not dancing for you. Mel is so fired because she just started to laugh (she is such a lousy wing man) and Poppy was no help either. So I guess that is the last time I dance when sober if I would have been drunk I wouldn’t have cared but since I wasn’t it was like “Uh – NO! Back away slowly little man.” Anyway so the comedy show is tonight and we will be there again. But I will not be going anywhere near that pole tonight.

Episode XLVIII: “Pretty In Pink”

OK not the best picture – Mr. Doubly is back ruining my photos but you get the point with the hair. The above reference picture was taken on Friday night before we went out to Kootz. Me and Melody were as always waiting on Lexie and we decided to pose for a picture on her bed. We didn’t stay out late and I was home by 1:30.

I had to work the closing shift both days this weekend, but after I got off on Saturday I met up with Michelle’s birthday party at Bernie’s and then we headed over to Platinum Jacks, literally walked through the Gaslight and said hello to T00L and then ended up at the Woodshed I had a total of two drinks and for some reason was pretty buzzed must have been the lack of dinner and sleep – but I had a blast and today Michelle is officially 30. I have nothing exciting planned for tonight just doing some laundry and cleaning because if the house is a mess when Sam gets home he is going to be mad.

Episode XLVII: “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”

Well I went over to Lexie’s house last night and she bleached out my roots and then we decided to go funky. So instead of accidentally ending up with purple hair we purposely gave me fuchsia hair. That’s right peeps I have bright pink chunks in my hair and when Lexie was doing the hair dye apparently I looked all crazy with my hair so she all of the sudden tells me I look sexy and then says “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice” that shit is still funny this morning. Anyway this morning my boss’s first words out of his mouth were “Oh No you didn’t” followed by him telling someone I looked like an Easter Egg. I like it now that I am getting use to it – I did scare myself this morning when I went into the bathroom sort of forgot while sleeping that I had done it and when it’s pulled back in a ponytail it looks a little weird. So I didn’t get to sleep until 11:00 last night and besides sleeping weird and messing up my neck I am at least not tired. So hopefully pictures of the new DO by next Monday will let you know.

Episode XLVI: “Holy Crap Batman!”

Well lets see Tuesday night I didn’t get to bed until 2:00 am because I went and hung out at a friends house. Pretty much just vegged on their couch and listened to music. Although I did let the cat out of the house so if she comes back pregnant I have been told in no uncertain terms that it will be my responsibility to find homes for the kittens so I may be calling on you guys to bail me out.

Last night we went to the Comedy show (like we do on Wednesday’s) and hung out there for a bit. I left around midnight but didn’t get to sleep until almost 2 again. I looked so good and finally was able to fit into my skinny jeans (it’s a pair I bought two years ago that never fit me and so the tags were still on) so I poured myself into them and it was worth it because a random guy bought me a drink. So SWEET!

Tonight after work I will be invading Lexie’s house and she will be coloring and cutting my hair and who knows it might end up purple and really short – but it should be fun getting it that way. I am sure there will also be some napage because we are both tired. My plan is to get into bed early tonight but we all know how well that plan usually works out. “The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry”