Well My Parents Are Officially THOSE People

Mom and Don and the Three Danes Inn have officially started on their maiden voyage. Their blog is listed to the right under the blogs that I read. It really is rather funny I suggest you stop in and read it.

However my parents have offically become RVers! I think we can start calling them snow birds now and get away with it. Below is a picture that mom posted on her blog of Don driving and the all three danes riding SHOT GUN! You can barely see Rosie since she is the only black one in the bunch (eyeballs and teeth) but she is right next to Don she just sort of blends in - mom needs to get a flash on that there camera of hers.






This weekend I will be having my first BBQ of the year. It's going to be a busy weekend. After work today I have to go get all the food and then I still have to clean the house (especially since there is currently I queen size mattress residing in my living room) plus I have to do some pre-cooking and all that has to happen tonight.

Towmorrow I have to get up early to do a tour pickup from Whittier which will be from 7AM to about Noon. Then I might have time for a breif nap before I have to get up and get my party on. I don't have to drive on Sunday since I told them I plan on suffering from a hangover on Sunday and will not be able to drive and be perky.

Checking In

OK well so I haven't posted anything in forever! But that doesn't mean that I have died. just really busy at work and at home. I have currently been reading a ton of books when I do have down time because let's face it summer time television SUCKS! I promise to be more proactive in the posting from here on out.

Almost Done With The Kitchen

So mom was just up here this last week and she repainted the picture on my kitchen wall below is what it use to look like. Once I finish up the touch up this weekend I will take better pictures of the kitchen once it is completely done.

SEXY

So I am taking some pictures to Walmart to have them printed - they shouldn't have a problem printing this photo for me - RIGHT? (yes this is an old picture from a couple years ago during my ethiopian looking days.)

I am wearing more then I do out at Big Lake in the summer. So I should be good to go.

Also I just got my iphone in the mail yesterday and I plan on getting it activated tomorrow - I had to have Mells Bells setup my itunes account because I am just not that savy when it comes to that crap. I am already thinking that this iphone thing might be to much phone for me. Like that one commercial when that fuzzy orange thing passes out after touching that one phone - that will be me. Although it will be nice to take pictures and send them to my self since I don't have a digital camera anymore to use. I am sensing alot of random blogging in my future.

This Week

So this week started off below zero - this SUCKED it shouldn't physically hurt when you go outside but it did. So now it is warmer and I am feeling better about that.

I went over to Lexie's house this week and I stopped by to get some dinner at the Ghetto Carrs and some JackAss totally blocked my drivers side door which required me to crawl in and over from the passenger side - I almost stopped and pee-ed on his wheels but it was still to cold to do that.

I have taken on the job of becoming Lexie's personal assistant / accountant. So this should be fun but I will have her straightened out in no time.

Mom added me to her family plan so now I am getting an iphone - woohoo! I finally get to upgrade from my fabulously outdated Krazor which I love but it is falling apart. So WARNING I will be able to take pictures and send them to everyone - the possiblities are ENDLESS! Are you scared - well you should be.

Currently I don't have any big plans for the weekend - I am going to be working some overtime and I am currently totally engrossed in the newest Dan Brown book so I plan on working and reading all weekend.

"I DO I DO"

Who gets supremely drunk that they throw up that night and then again two more times the next day - when they are out BOWLING of all things?

We all know I am a special kind of stupid but geez!

Anyway - hope everyone else had an easier weekend then I did - and if you were wondering no it did not help my bowling score being drunk and my bowling fingers hurt.

So here is what the kitchen looks like now. Isn't it fabulous - I am totally in love with it. I think it is very posh. I am holding off on doing the rest until I can get my new TV and then I will repaint that wall as well. Plus since Pucky is spending today at the vet because she has not been feeling very well I am waiting to make sure I have the money to pay to get her back before going on and doing anything else.

The Last Two Weeks

So this is what my kitchen use to look like - so over the Christmas holidays I took some time off and redid the painting. It was horrible it took forever. Now this first picture was taken during the day so it looks brighter but it is still bright in there now.

Graham Norton

OMG! I love this man. He is absolutely fabulous! I love a talk show that actually makes me laugh all the way through it. Some of the things that come out of his mouth.

I just had to say that!

It's Freezing Up Here!

So in keeping with my obession with my boobs lately - hello! Yes I actually wore this shirt out to the bar - I have worn it on two different occassions.

I have started a new beauty routine evey Monday night is my beauty night and I have this salt scrub and awesome body cream I have been using and my ass is a soft as a baby's butt. Actually my whole body is soft and with my new hair I have been treating that too and so that is super soft too. I am just all around silky.

It sure does make a girl feel better when she can be all smooth and sexy. Although it is winter time so the effect is short lived and I really have to use lotion every day - or I want to scratch my shins off because they get so dry. It's 18 degrees so I am avoiding the outdoors as much as possible. Thanksgiving is coming up and I can't wait to strap on the feed bag.

See We Clean Up Nice

Lexie and I dressed up to go to a seminar with her dad and Mark. Hey look everyone she is more blonde then me - who knew. Still really busy with boring things to blog long.

OMG

Seriously my day started with a “Good Morning” text from Alexis at 6:15am this morning – she was still in Seattle which saved her – but pay back will be a bitch.

It took me 12 minutes to leave my neighborhood because it was snowing all night and so a 25 minute commute to work (3.5 miles) apparently 8 cars decide to ditch it on the New Seward Highway. I pull into work to red and blue lights flashing off the snow. Because there was a fire engine, ambulance and a cop car in front of our building. I park and then ask my boss who is standing outside what has happened and apparently one of our technicians rear ended someone and the guy (who apparently just had surgery for a brain aneurism a week ago) was not doing so well after the fender bender. Over all not a lot of damage to the vehicles and our technician is emotionally not handling the incident very well (who could blame him) the other guy left in the ambulance – hopefully he will be OK.

Then I had to drive the same technician to drop his vehicle off at the shop to get it worked on. So more driving then I prefer to do in weather like this. Anyway was busy all day but can’t really say I completed anything – hopefully tomorrow will be more productive. Will check in later when I have more time.

Halloween 2010!

OK only have time to add picture - will post more next week.

Obviously this is me dressed as a Circus Ring Master - however maybe I should say I am Cher!

UPDATE

OK since the last time I posted this is what has happened.

Saturday 16th – Had a jewelry party at Alexis’s but she wok my butt up early so that I could go and get a 6 foot Uncle Fester statue thingy from Courtney’s house. So in my jammies I ran over there and loaded up this monster into my jeep and then went back home to get ready to go over to Lexie’s – arrived early at Lexie’s and helped her setup for the party then I had to bail out at 5PM to head out to the valley for Seamus’s 1st birthday party. Was out there for a couple hours and then headed back in to town mean while Uncle Fester kept unnerving me staring at me while I drove. So went over to Lexie’s boyfriends house to drop him off and have a nice soak in his hot-tub. Then went home.

The work week was insanely busy and I am still trying to get caught up – but since they laid off the receptionist it’s probably only going to get busier at work.

Friday 22nd – Went and had my haired colored (THAT”S RIGHT NO MORE BLONDE) my hair is now dark brown with a couple of blonde highlight on the top. I will post a picture when I can get one.

Saturday 23rd – Went over to Mama Jenn’s house had dinner and curved a pumpkin which looks way more fun then it actually is my hand started to cramp up.

Which bring me to now. I am going to go home soon.

P.S. I have had several compliments on my new hair color everyone likes it better and is saying I look better and younger even so that’s all GOOD!

Weird and Strangeness!

I have been having very unusual dreams lately I know they are weird but I can’t really seem to hang on to them long enough after I wake up to delve into their possible deeper meanings.

“It hovers on the edge of my mind right at the edge of the blackness popping in and out of thought as if to tease me that it has a secret and it’s not going to let me in on the joke until it’s had the first laugh.”

No I Am Not Dead!

Just SUPER busy at work! So in parting I will leave you with this picture of a "Baby PUCKY" she is like twelve times that size now and seriously gray! And YES her mothers name was Piglet - so hold the ROLL-O comments from the peanut gallery - she is absolutly adorable just the way she is.

BOLO!

Be on the look out for these two escaped Tiger’s. If spotted do not approach as these two are currently in heat, are over agitated and are carrying a very serious virus. If bitten or scratched seek medical attention immediately.

Warning signs of virus infection are as follows:

~ Amped up sexual urges.
~ An uncontrollable desire to mark your territory.
~ Loss of memory followed by vomiting.
~ Sprouting unwanted hair in usually hairless places.

If you have had contact with these animals and are currently bouncing off the walls or are experiencing any of the symptoms listed above please admit yourself to the Psychiatric Ward immediately. You can contact the CDC for further information.

We have BABY!

Just got the call from Lexis - baby has been born. She had no information at this time regarding details. She just said baby was out and she was going in. So I will get more info when I go over there on my lunch break and then update when I get more information.

Update: OK Mama Jenn with Baby (7 pounds even 20 inches) - kind of short isn't he. But he's a cutie - and no I can't remember the name she picked out right now.

P.S. On a side note the PFD is going to be $1,281.00 this year - woohoo - not to exciting for me since it going right to my debt but oh well.

Rain Man

OMG! My mother just sent me this picture. First it’s de..def..defin..itly needs an explanation!

My dad is a PE teacher in Seattle. Apparently the day this was taken they were scheduled to take the kids for a walk/run. Well the weather being what it is in Seattle was a mini monsoon! So Donald thinking it would be funny and because he is most of the time quite and shy is secretly sadistic, he dressed up like this and told the kids “OK lets go!”

I wish my PE teacher had been this funny – then maybe PE wouldn’t have been such a drag. I also now realize that it’s a shame my mother didn’t meet him until after I was grown up then again it was I that picked him out for her. Us Rah-Tards have to stick together ya know. So here is my shout out to my daddy. Isn’t he FABULOUS! Runway models of the world fear for your jobs!

FOG and Hair Crack

So here is a picture of my hair – it’s usually really frizzy. But mom sent me up some Moroccan Oil so I used it today and it already 50% better. I am in love with this stuff.

Also for the last two days it has been super foggy like pea soup. I had an adrenalin rush this morning pulling out of my neighborhood because I have to cross two lanes of traffic and then turn left. I was hoping everyone was driving with their lights on and took a deep breath and then went for it.

I went to lunch today with Lexie and Mells Bells completely pigged out – it was nice.