Episode CV: “Alcohol, Mini Skirt and Pasties”

WooHoo – What a night I had on Saturday. Big Thangs happening. The evening ended with me face down on my living room floor. It started with me up right and drinking at 7:00 pm then we headed to the Big Show at Kootz and then Jessy and Kelly bailed out around 11:00 and then I ran into Staci and John and Tammy and Joe, apparently there was some cage dancing and a private escort for me to the cab I remember a brief nap on my front porch before I made it into the house. I also remember a message to Jessy’s phone with me saying “Ouch! Ouch!” like the way they do in the movie ET. I didn’t move off the couch all day on Sunday as a matter of fact I didn’t make it up the stairs until I was ready to go to bed last night at 10:30. Bunches of fun!

Episode CIV: “Getting too old for this Shit”

OK so Friday night I went out to celebrate Staci’s birthday we started at Asian Gardens and then headed to Kootz around 11:00. Staci was done by 12:30 so I went home then too. Saturday night was Shelle’s birthday and we started at the house and then went to Kootz. She turned 40 and I am the one suffering. Saturday she bailed I don’t know when but I was literally the last customer out of Kootz. Then I called up Jessy and met her downtown and hung out playing games then we ended up at my house for a bit and I didn’t get to bed until 7:30 Sunday morning. I got about 6 hours of sleep then got up to go get my car from Lexie’s then crashed on her couch for a few hours. Then went home and vegged for a few hours then went to bed. Woke up and came to work on Monday and I feel like I have been run over – I have shin splints (in both legs) which is probably from being on me feet in my hoe boots for 12 hours I think I sprained my left ankle and gave myself a hernia from coughing. Last night my ankle and my legs hurt so bad I slept like crap so now I am tired on top of everything else. I think I will go to bed early tonight, I need to rest up who know what is planned for this next weekend.

Episode CIII: “Super Secret Project”

OK so let’s just say me and a friend were talking about old fashion photos of the sexy possibly nude verity and how we would love some done tastefully and classic not perverted. So with this in mind we decided to get together and play dress up and take some sexy pictures. I wanted to do this now while my body is looking the best it has in 5 years and before it starts to go down hill again.

Now here are a couple of the pictures obviously there are tons of other ones but most need to have the background cropped out and maybe some red eye touch up. But you guys will get the point. Now considering I am wearing more in these photos then I do with my bathing suit there should be no problem.

Episode CII: “Missing In Action”

So yesterday Lexie was totally missing in action – I finally heard from her today apparently she was out at some village so I guess I will let it slide.

It freaking snowed last night – can we say RUDE! I was getting so excited it looked like I might be able to bust out with my sandals soon – no such luck I guess. That’s alright since after this weekend I think I am going to completely drop off the face of the earth for awhile at least in my public appearances I will still try and post regularly on here.

The super top secret project might be coming to an end this week if so I will let you know how it went.

Episode CI: “Well I Have Turned Into A Girl”

That’s right the girl who wants to know why, or what does that mean or tell me how your feeling. I now have this uncontrollable urge to want to know the meaning behind everything. However do not fear or get your hopes up depending on who you are. I still am me – with that great ability to rationalize from a guys point of view much to the dismay of some of my friends. I do however feel like a three year stuck in that WHY phase, this is all new territory for me so walking cautiously in the slight forward side step motion checking for emotional land mines.

P.S.Went out on Saturday and nearly put myself into a coma. I actually drank so much I have memory loss and can’t remember half the night – I vaguely remember trying to walk home from the Bush Company because it really is not that far and the weather was actually great and felt sort of warm (well warm for this time of year). Then I remember Jessy telling me that I couldn’t walk home because I would ruin my new shoes – suddenly I have a flash back to the scene from Legally Blonde where that same line is used. It apparently did work even though I am not blonde anymore I still have my vain moments. Also I remember telling Joe (my bartender) to make me a shot and when he asked me what I wanted I replied defiantly that I wanted him to MAKE IT HURT (I was having a bad weekend). Opps – My bad a SNAKE BITE not good, my mistake – I should have known better then to utter these words to Joe. Unfortunately the drinking didn’t stop after that thanks to Kelly I was able to pretty much keep a drink in my hand all night. Our stay at the Bush Company was short but I was so out of it I don’t remember seeing one naked chick at all – It’s a strip club people – how is this possible. So come Sunday morning (afternoon, whatever!) hearing Jessy and Kelly talking about what happened I kept saying where the hell was I for that at which point they would inform me that I was right there and then sadly shake their heads. So yeah – can’t let that happen again EVER!