Monday, August 30, 2010

Takin A Ride On The Crazy Train!

Ok so this is how my weekend went.

Friday: Went to bed early because I had to get up at 8AM on Saturday morning.

Saturday: We planned Mama Jenn’s Baby Shower on Saturday at noon. It was a surprise so I was tasked with getting Jenn out of her house by ten so that her friend from out of town could decorate without her knowing. So I got up at 8AM because I was originally going to pick her up then since Alexis was coming too she picked her up and then we met up for manicures and pedicures.

Then we (they) did some shopping at the mall and then we all headed back to Jenn’s house for the SURPRISE! There was a pretty good turn out. We had Mamosa’s and breakfast foods. It was good I left at 3PM and then went home and vegged for the rest of the weekend.

Today Mama Jenn brought me flowers since I helped her out last week with watching the kids while she was in the hospital. She didn’t need to do that but since she was all dressed up and looking HOT I was glad I got to see her. Her due date isn’t until September 9th but she says she is ready anytime now. So we are all just waiting……..

Tuesday, August 24, 2010


Ok so my weekend:

Friday night found me over at Lexie’s house so she could color my hair (my roots were BADDY BAD BAD). Then just when I was about to go home Mama Jenn was over there and she decided to start having contractions. So once we talked her into going into the hospital to have it checked out we then proceeded to spend three hours at the hospital to find out that she wasn’t drinking enough water. Well it was late and I was getting cranky so dropped Jenn and Lexie off at her house and went home but couldn’t get to sleep until like 3:30AM.

Saturday evening I went over to a BBQ at Michelle’s house and hung out over there for a few hours. Jesse Pooh brought this redneck golf game which was mildly entertaining to watch and I got to be the score keeper for that. Marissa (from Seattle) and Rob drunk called me Saturday night – she was out celebrating her 30th birthday (Welcome to the Club Sista!) so that was fun I got to listen to them order Jack In The Box which made me really want a Sour Dough Jack – to bad we don’t have those up here.

Sunday I vegged all day.

I just had a visit from Kelly, Travis and the baby Seamus he is getting so big he is going to be 1 year old on October 14 so I will be attending that birthday party for sure.

Much Love to Everyone

The Aarguh – is because I had a pissy moment at work and wanted to throw something but seeing the baby made it all better.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Just Checking In

Nothing new an exciting really going on. I got all my chores done this week including giving the dogs a bath and cleaning the carpets. Tonight I have to clean the offices and then I am going over to Lexie’s to have her color my hair. This weekend will be another repeat of me locked in my house because I have no money. Maybe I will actually get around to watching the NetFlix movies I have had at my house for over a month.

Yoda is nuts he has started peeing while walking when going outside – I think this is the ultimate of laziness it reminds me of an old man or something. Then yesterday he was taking a crap and he was actually pumping his leg like he was trying to pump it out. It had me giggling most of the evening because he is such a Rah-tard!

Monday, August 16, 2010


So this last weekend found me over at Lexie’s house on Friday trying to keep her motivated to decorate her house now that the painting is all done. She finally hung some stuff on the walls and Mama Jenn organized some of her nic nacks so that once she gets furniture to put it all on she will have stuff. Plus I stayed late to do her laundry so I could make sure she put it all way before I left then I went home to sleep and then called her up at noon on Saturday and told her I was coming over to just hang out. So vegged over there for the rest of the day.

Sunday I stayed home and vegged and didn’t get anything done.

Tonight I plan on cleaning my own house and busting out with the carpet cleaner if I can get that all done then I will feel better and can just relax and be a total slug and do nothing for the next two weeks since I am broker than broke until the end of August.

I also plan on washing the dogs I’m sure they are going to love that but at least they will smell better and it’s been over a year since either of them had a bath.

Thursday, August 12, 2010


So went out last Saturday night! Had a blast – there was a burlesque show at Kootz. So I went with a co-worker Jesse Pooh and his family and friends. Did a couple shots at the house before he came and picked me up and then headed for the bar. Once there got called up on stage with other girls to dance and strut my stuff – wasn’t nearly drunk enough for that but thanks to the guys in our party had some liquid courage and with the help of some spray on glitter I was able to work it. Then got buzzed enough I whined to Jesse Pooh to buy me some pasties. He did and I put them on in the bathroom and then proceeded to flash half the bar for the rest of the night to show them off. Met some new people and took a cab home (talked to Kelly on the phone don’t remember that).

Sunday morning woke up at 6AM with something stuck to me – Hello Pasties! Peeled those off and removed rest of clothes that were still on then went back to sleep. Woke up around 8AM and proceeded to call everyone and wake them up and whine to them to come over and let my dogs out because I didn’t want to move at all. (Eventually I got up and let them out and then we went back to bed). Must have bugged the crap out of Lexie and Mama Jenn because they called me needy and whiny. Oh well! Monday night washed my bedroom sheets for some reason there was glitter all over them – who knew?

So not going out this weekend have no plans as of yet – but I didn’t have plans for last weekend either so we will see what happens.

P.S. I have been going to that bar for over 7 years and have managed to never flash my shit (even for Spenardy Gras) and low and behold buy me some pasties and it’s on like Donkey Kong!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Short Short Version

Well where to start? At least I stopped blogging on a high note – yeah for me.

Believe it or not there has not been a whole lot of going out partying hence the weight gain. I am currently in save money mode so I usually lock myself in my house so I don’t spend any money.

Last Labor Day – my dad came up and helped me build a deck it’s fabulous! I got a few people to help or more like DO while I supervised. I even made Kelly the pregnant wench do some manual labor. Her extra body weight was good for standing on things holding them down.

Kelly had baby Seamus in October and her mother stayed with me for a few days while Kelly was in the hospital I went over every night while she was there to totally mooch on my new favorite man – he’s so darn cute and at that stage he couldn’t run away. HA!

My personal life is still chaos me and Poppy are still orbiting each other and at least mom and dad got to meet him when they came up for Thanksgiving. I made Mama Jenn do the cooking last year for Thanksgiving taking my family over and invading her house – she loved every minute of it even when dad drank all the milk – he’s not a big talker but when it comes to milk he can drink you under the table.

Christmas was blessedly quite and no one came and I refused to go anywhere – it was nice.

March had Taylor moving in to be roommate number one. I hardly ever see him, he not around which is good for a roommate that’s how I like them.

May had be dismantling my California closet in the 3rd bedroom so I could rent that out.

Mom came back up for the weekend on June 12th to do a breast cancer walk with me and my friends and co-workers. We had a BBQ using the new huge ass BBQ grill dad bought me (thank goodness we built a bigger deck because the grill wouldn’t have fit on the old one). It was a busy weekend and I sent mom home tired to much going on in one weekend.

Chris roommate number two moved in beginning of July.

The picture posted below is of Cliffy and I dancing in Jesse’s kitchen I made $60 that night thanks for that cab fare. Usually the group of us hang out at each others houses because it’s cheaper then going out to drink.

Although I did go out with Alexis last weekend and we had a blast and then there was some good snuggle time the following morning with Alexis and I and a pregnant Mama Jenn. We barely fit in Alexis’s double bed. Everyone else had more motivation then I did and went out and did things while I stayed home the rest of the weekend suffering from a mild hangover.

Grandma came up and visited two weeks ago and stayed for ten days we pretty much just vegged although I am pretty sure we made daily trips to Walmart – it’s sort of Grandma’s thing and she spoiled me rotten.

Well that for the most part catches you up and I will be blogging more now. I have all new gripes mostly about my new white trash neighbors and their dog who keeps crapping in my yard. Haven’t been big on dressing up for work in forever so my goal for tomorrow is to gasp! Do my hair and makeup – I’ll let you know how it goes.

Their Baaaack!

So as you can tell from the photo I have gained back 30 of the 50 pounds I lost three years ago. But I like it because my butt came back to me and my boobs look better! Yahoo!
I will add another post once I get something typed up and remember how to work this darn thing.
I have to regress my memory to figure out any big highlights (besides my hair) that have happened since the last post oh so long ago.