Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Be on the look out for these two escaped Tiger’s. If spotted do not approach as these two are currently in heat, are over agitated and are carrying a very serious virus. If bitten or scratched seek medical attention immediately.

Warning signs of virus infection are as follows:

~ Amped up sexual urges.
~ An uncontrollable desire to mark your territory.
~ Loss of memory followed by vomiting.
~ Sprouting unwanted hair in usually hairless places.

If you have had contact with these animals and are currently bouncing off the walls or are experiencing any of the symptoms listed above please admit yourself to the Psychiatric Ward immediately. You can contact the CDC for further information.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

We have BABY!

Just got the call from Lexis - baby has been born. She had no information at this time regarding details. She just said baby was out and she was going in. So I will get more info when I go over there on my lunch break and then update when I get more information.

Update: OK Mama Jenn with Baby (7 pounds even 20 inches) - kind of short isn't he. But he's a cutie - and no I can't remember the name she picked out right now.

P.S. On a side note the PFD is going to be $1,281.00 this year - woohoo - not to exciting for me since it going right to my debt but oh well.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Rain Man

OMG! My mother just sent me this picture. First it’s de..def..defin..itly needs an explanation!

My dad is a PE teacher in Seattle. Apparently the day this was taken they were scheduled to take the kids for a walk/run. Well the weather being what it is in Seattle was a mini monsoon! So Donald thinking it would be funny and because he is most of the time quite and shy is secretly sadistic, he dressed up like this and told the kids “OK lets go!”

I wish my PE teacher had been this funny – then maybe PE wouldn’t have been such a drag. I also now realize that it’s a shame my mother didn’t meet him until after I was grown up then again it was I that picked him out for her. Us Rah-Tards have to stick together ya know. So here is my shout out to my daddy. Isn’t he FABULOUS! Runway models of the world fear for your jobs!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

FOG and Hair Crack

So here is a picture of my hair – it’s usually really frizzy. But mom sent me up some Moroccan Oil so I used it today and it already 50% better. I am in love with this stuff.

Also for the last two days it has been super foggy like pea soup. I had an adrenalin rush this morning pulling out of my neighborhood because I have to cross two lanes of traffic and then turn left. I was hoping everyone was driving with their lights on and took a deep breath and then went for it.

I went to lunch today with Lexie and Mells Bells completely pigged out – it was nice.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


Not a whole lot going on. This is what happens to the dog when I get bored can you tell that he is not happy! I think he’s a little embarrassed.

I totally rearranged my office today I figured after 9 months it was about time I unpacked and settled in. Ex-Rommate Sam called me and took me to lunch today. So we had a nice chat and I got to whine to him about being bored and having no long term goals anymore. I am almost completely caught up at work which is a good thing since we will have some company this week. Rumors Rumors Rumors.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I'm certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.

The title to this blog is a qoute that I have on the bottom of my signature for my work e-mails. just stating the obvious!

Everyone meet ANNER BOO! She is technically Lexie's parents dog, but lexie has her sometimes. In this picture she is riding shot gun in the cab of Lexie's dad's heliocopter! She is ready to go and would probably perfer to drive. This is the funniest picture because DAD outfitted her in this get up and apparently when they got the dog he said something about not walking her because she wasn't a real dog or something like that. Now to the dismay of Lexie's mother the dog rides shot gun in the helio and if MOM would allow it she would always ride shot gun in the car too. Wait for further updates on SUPER PUPS SECRET ADVENTURES she is currently deep in negotiations with the CIA.


OK so Tuesday night I get a call from Mama Jenn at 3AM asking me to come over because she has been having contractions and needs to go to the hospital and she needs someone to stay with the kids. I round up my stuff and head over – she is sitting on the stairs right inside the door when I get there so I send her off after making sure she will be fine driving to the hospital by herself. I go down stairs and crawl into her nice comfy bed and go back to sleep. 6:30 in the morning I hear some movement upstairs and I figure it is just her brother Adam coming home from work (he works the graveyard shift) so I doze back off because me and the kids still have 30 more mins. Beside Adam usually gets the kids up in the morning and ready for school. At 7:05am Jenn comes walking around the corner in her room with a cinnamon bun and a cup of coffee.
Me to Jenn: What are you doing here and why are you still pregnant?
Apparently we had a false alarm and she figured I deserved breakfast in bed since she woke me up at 3AM.

Awesome – honestly for breakfast in bed I will always come over at 3AM. Yes my heart is in my stomach.

So as I am leaving for work she gives me a BBQ Pork sandwich to take for lunch (I am so in LUST with her right now).

Wednesday – WORK SUCKED! Went home and vacuumed the whole house including the stairs then went to bed early.

Thursday – WORK STILL SUCKS! I am tired of babysitting grown ass men!

But at least tonight I get to go over to Lexie’s house for dinner.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


So this is how my weekend went.

Friday: I met Lexie after work to help her pick out a couch. This is the one we decided on it is the most comfy couch ever and because it is in pieces you can configure it many different way. So I also fell in love with this couch and will be purchasing it when I save up some money which will be after I pay off something’s first so it might be a whole year before I get this couch but it is fabulous. (This is not the best picture of me but whatever the couch is awesome). Then we went out for dinner and then I went home and cleaned my bedroom.

Saturday: Found me going over to Lexie’s house at around noon – I hung out over there watching movies and just vegging (she brought her bed mattress out into the living room so we could just lay around).

Sunday: Saturday night didn’t sleep hardly at all was up at 3:30AM on Sunday morning for like 4 hours and then went back to bed. Then Travis and baby Seamus came over for a few hours and hung out.

Monday: Kelly and Travis woke me up at 9AM because they were on their way over with baby because I was going to babysit for the day. So baby and I took a two hour nap around noon. Then they came back and we went and hung out over at Lexie’s house for a bit.

So over all not an exciting weekend but at least I didn’t spend any money. So props to me.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Yipee 3-Day Weekend!

So I realized that there needs to be some introductions made. I refer to several people in my blogs so I think it is time we pictured some of them here.

World meet Alexis (otherwise known as Lexie) she is my life partner we usually talk every day and yet sometimes we can go months without seeing each other. She knows EVERYTHING! Seriously this girl has even seen me cry which doesn't happen often. She knows I am a freak and she loves me anyway. She usually post comments but doesn't have an account so she just puts BFF after it. This is a sexy picture of her - which doesn't show how nuts she is but you get the point.

Alexis was the first person I met when I first moved up here that wasn't a co-worker. Her and her parents took me in and I have never been the same since. We have had some very interesting adventures together she even moved in with me for a few months shortly after I moved up here and like all of my roommates have said I am like living with a guy. What can I say I like zoning out in front of the TV. Pucky knows her as the "Lexie Monster" which envolves her chasing Pucky around the couch, she is also one of the few other people that Pucky will snuggle with besides me. "CAB!"

So the other person who is featured lately on my blog is Mama Jenn. I was introduced to her by Mikey who invited her and her family over to my house when I had a BBQ and I haven't been able to get rid of her since. If it wasnt for her I would have most certainly starved to death by now. Jenn met my mother over a year ago and decided that she would take her. So as repayment she feeds me and makes me chicken for my birthday. Her kids have sort of become my sudo family and Jenn lets me boss them around when I get on a power trip.

Even more recently Jenn and Lexie have become fast friends - which no matter how much I tease them about being jealous - it works out fabulously because they are both needy and I can't keep up with them. So Lexie is Jenn's wifey and I am more like the husband in this threesome of a relationship.

All in all these two are my girls and without them I would be completely bored. Plus they keep me laughing like you wouldn't believe and they aren't scared by my raunchy sense of humor no matter how crude it gets. So much love to my girls.

Now I don't currently really have any big plans for the weekend I think it will mostly be us all just lounging around. hope everyone has a save and FABULOUS weekend!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Halloween Is Two Months Away!

So last year I went as a she devil because I didn’t have time to really put thinks together. This year I am planning ahead – I have decided to go as wonder woman (I was inspired by a rerun of a BONES episode plus I already have the shiny red boots). So I have discussed with MOM and she is going to make something for me. So on that note I will leave you with a picture from last year.

This is Lexie, Poppy and I.

While Lexie does look fabulous lets stop and take a look for a moment at my right breast. It looks absolutely fabulously perfect from this angle!

Sorry I had to stop and feel myself up for a moment – I am very proud and aware of my breast when I look at this photo. Sigh!