Stand back world you are not ready for the retelling of the weekend I had it was like a Disneyland ride:
“Please remain seated, keep arms and legs inside the car at all times.”
“Permanecen por favor siempre asentado, de la subsistencia y las piernas dentro del coche los brazos.”
Following content not for the faint of heart, parental discretion advised.
Friday night I went to bed at like midnight and slept until 5:00 pm on Saturday. Then I woke up and got my scrub on. That’s right you heard me – I did a major cleaning. Spring cleaning doesn’t even cover it. Over the two days Saturday and Sunday I scrubbed floors on my hands and knees and wiped down walls and even did some carpet cleaning. Of course I only got the dining room, kitchen and living room done.
After cleaning the floor in the kitchen I felt I deserved a cookie so I was eating it and I dropped a crumb on the floor and about came unglued. I was almost faster then the dog to scarf it up – “I just cleaned that floor”. Tonight I will tackle the bathrooms (and that’s the part requiring the warning).
By Sunday night I was hurting in places I shouldn’t have and even today I think I might need a pain killer. Oh well I am the one who said she needed to work out guess I can’t complain now.
“My thighs burn like they are on fire!”
“Mis muslos se queman como se arden!”