Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Be on the look out for these two escaped Tiger’s. If spotted do not approach as these two are currently in heat, are over agitated and are carrying a very serious virus. If bitten or scratched seek medical attention immediately.

Warning signs of virus infection are as follows:

~ Amped up sexual urges.
~ An uncontrollable desire to mark your territory.
~ Loss of memory followed by vomiting.
~ Sprouting unwanted hair in usually hairless places.

If you have had contact with these animals and are currently bouncing off the walls or are experiencing any of the symptoms listed above please admit yourself to the Psychiatric Ward immediately. You can contact the CDC for further information.

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