Episode XVI: “Do I have a fat lip?”

So I just got back from the dentist had to have a root canal redone on my front tooth from that softball incident two years ago. I feel like I have a fat lip and I can’t feel half my nose. Other then that if I wasn’t afraid that I would inadvertently bite off the dentist finger I could have totally slept through the whole thing. I’m pretty sure I dosed off for a bit. That will be my new thing “I can sleep through anything, even a root canal.”