Graham Norton

OMG! I love this man. He is absolutely fabulous! I love a talk show that actually makes me laugh all the way through it. Some of the things that come out of his mouth.

I just had to say that!

It's Freezing Up Here!

So in keeping with my obession with my boobs lately - hello! Yes I actually wore this shirt out to the bar - I have worn it on two different occassions.

I have started a new beauty routine evey Monday night is my beauty night and I have this salt scrub and awesome body cream I have been using and my ass is a soft as a baby's butt. Actually my whole body is soft and with my new hair I have been treating that too and so that is super soft too. I am just all around silky.

It sure does make a girl feel better when she can be all smooth and sexy. Although it is winter time so the effect is short lived and I really have to use lotion every day - or I want to scratch my shins off because they get so dry. It's 18 degrees so I am avoiding the outdoors as much as possible. Thanksgiving is coming up and I can't wait to strap on the feed bag.

See We Clean Up Nice

Lexie and I dressed up to go to a seminar with her dad and Mark. Hey look everyone she is more blonde then me - who knew. Still really busy with boring things to blog long.

OMG

Seriously my day started with a “Good Morning” text from Alexis at 6:15am this morning – she was still in Seattle which saved her – but pay back will be a bitch.

It took me 12 minutes to leave my neighborhood because it was snowing all night and so a 25 minute commute to work (3.5 miles) apparently 8 cars decide to ditch it on the New Seward Highway. I pull into work to red and blue lights flashing off the snow. Because there was a fire engine, ambulance and a cop car in front of our building. I park and then ask my boss who is standing outside what has happened and apparently one of our technicians rear ended someone and the guy (who apparently just had surgery for a brain aneurism a week ago) was not doing so well after the fender bender. Over all not a lot of damage to the vehicles and our technician is emotionally not handling the incident very well (who could blame him) the other guy left in the ambulance – hopefully he will be OK.

Then I had to drive the same technician to drop his vehicle off at the shop to get it worked on. So more driving then I prefer to do in weather like this. Anyway was busy all day but can’t really say I completed anything – hopefully tomorrow will be more productive. Will check in later when I have more time.

Halloween 2010!

OK only have time to add picture - will post more next week.

Obviously this is me dressed as a Circus Ring Master - however maybe I should say I am Cher!

UPDATE

OK since the last time I posted this is what has happened.

Saturday 16th – Had a jewelry party at Alexis’s but she wok my butt up early so that I could go and get a 6 foot Uncle Fester statue thingy from Courtney’s house. So in my jammies I ran over there and loaded up this monster into my jeep and then went back home to get ready to go over to Lexie’s – arrived early at Lexie’s and helped her setup for the party then I had to bail out at 5PM to head out to the valley for Seamus’s 1st birthday party. Was out there for a couple hours and then headed back in to town mean while Uncle Fester kept unnerving me staring at me while I drove. So went over to Lexie’s boyfriends house to drop him off and have a nice soak in his hot-tub. Then went home.

The work week was insanely busy and I am still trying to get caught up – but since they laid off the receptionist it’s probably only going to get busier at work.

Friday 22nd – Went and had my haired colored (THAT”S RIGHT NO MORE BLONDE) my hair is now dark brown with a couple of blonde highlight on the top. I will post a picture when I can get one.

Saturday 23rd – Went over to Mama Jenn’s house had dinner and curved a pumpkin which looks way more fun then it actually is my hand started to cramp up.

Which bring me to now. I am going to go home soon.

P.S. I have had several compliments on my new hair color everyone likes it better and is saying I look better and younger even so that’s all GOOD!

Weird and Strangeness!

I have been having very unusual dreams lately I know they are weird but I can’t really seem to hang on to them long enough after I wake up to delve into their possible deeper meanings.

“It hovers on the edge of my mind right at the edge of the blackness popping in and out of thought as if to tease me that it has a secret and it’s not going to let me in on the joke until it’s had the first laugh.”

No I Am Not Dead!

Just SUPER busy at work! So in parting I will leave you with this picture of a "Baby PUCKY" she is like twelve times that size now and seriously gray! And YES her mothers name was Piglet - so hold the ROLL-O comments from the peanut gallery - she is absolutly adorable just the way she is.

BOLO!

Be on the look out for these two escaped Tiger’s. If spotted do not approach as these two are currently in heat, are over agitated and are carrying a very serious virus. If bitten or scratched seek medical attention immediately.

Warning signs of virus infection are as follows:

~ Amped up sexual urges.
~ An uncontrollable desire to mark your territory.
~ Loss of memory followed by vomiting.
~ Sprouting unwanted hair in usually hairless places.

If you have had contact with these animals and are currently bouncing off the walls or are experiencing any of the symptoms listed above please admit yourself to the Psychiatric Ward immediately. You can contact the CDC for further information.

We have BABY!

Just got the call from Lexis - baby has been born. She had no information at this time regarding details. She just said baby was out and she was going in. So I will get more info when I go over there on my lunch break and then update when I get more information.

Update: OK Mama Jenn with Baby (7 pounds even 20 inches) - kind of short isn't he. But he's a cutie - and no I can't remember the name she picked out right now.

P.S. On a side note the PFD is going to be $1,281.00 this year - woohoo - not to exciting for me since it going right to my debt but oh well.

Rain Man

OMG! My mother just sent me this picture. First it’s de..def..defin..itly needs an explanation!

My dad is a PE teacher in Seattle. Apparently the day this was taken they were scheduled to take the kids for a walk/run. Well the weather being what it is in Seattle was a mini monsoon! So Donald thinking it would be funny and because he is most of the time quite and shy is secretly sadistic, he dressed up like this and told the kids “OK lets go!”

I wish my PE teacher had been this funny – then maybe PE wouldn’t have been such a drag. I also now realize that it’s a shame my mother didn’t meet him until after I was grown up then again it was I that picked him out for her. Us Rah-Tards have to stick together ya know. So here is my shout out to my daddy. Isn’t he FABULOUS! Runway models of the world fear for your jobs!

FOG and Hair Crack

So here is a picture of my hair – it’s usually really frizzy. But mom sent me up some Moroccan Oil so I used it today and it already 50% better. I am in love with this stuff.

Also for the last two days it has been super foggy like pea soup. I had an adrenalin rush this morning pulling out of my neighborhood because I have to cross two lanes of traffic and then turn left. I was hoping everyone was driving with their lights on and took a deep breath and then went for it.

I went to lunch today with Lexie and Mells Bells completely pigged out – it was nice.

Bored!

Not a whole lot going on. This is what happens to the dog when I get bored can you tell that he is not happy! I think he’s a little embarrassed.

I totally rearranged my office today I figured after 9 months it was about time I unpacked and settled in. Ex-Rommate Sam called me and took me to lunch today. So we had a nice chat and I got to whine to him about being bored and having no long term goals anymore. I am almost completely caught up at work which is a good thing since we will have some company this week. Rumors Rumors Rumors.

I'm certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.

The title to this blog is a qoute that I have on the bottom of my signature for my work e-mails. just stating the obvious!

Everyone meet ANNER BOO! She is technically Lexie's parents dog, but lexie has her sometimes. In this picture she is riding shot gun in the cab of Lexie's dad's heliocopter! She is ready to go and would probably perfer to drive. This is the funniest picture because DAD outfitted her in this get up and apparently when they got the dog he said something about not walking her because she wasn't a real dog or something like that. Now to the dismay of Lexie's mother the dog rides shot gun in the helio and if MOM would allow it she would always ride shot gun in the car too. Wait for further updates on SUPER PUPS SECRET ADVENTURES she is currently deep in negotiations with the CIA.

NOW ON TO ME:

OK so Tuesday night I get a call from Mama Jenn at 3AM asking me to come over because she has been having contractions and needs to go to the hospital and she needs someone to stay with the kids. I round up my stuff and head over – she is sitting on the stairs right inside the door when I get there so I send her off after making sure she will be fine driving to the hospital by herself. I go down stairs and crawl into her nice comfy bed and go back to sleep. 6:30 in the morning I hear some movement upstairs and I figure it is just her brother Adam coming home from work (he works the graveyard shift) so I doze back off because me and the kids still have 30 more mins. Beside Adam usually gets the kids up in the morning and ready for school. At 7:05am Jenn comes walking around the corner in her room with a cinnamon bun and a cup of coffee.
Me to Jenn: What are you doing here and why are you still pregnant?
Apparently we had a false alarm and she figured I deserved breakfast in bed since she woke me up at 3AM.

Awesome – honestly for breakfast in bed I will always come over at 3AM. Yes my heart is in my stomach.

So as I am leaving for work she gives me a BBQ Pork sandwich to take for lunch (I am so in LUST with her right now).

Wednesday – WORK SUCKED! Went home and vacuumed the whole house including the stairs then went to bed early.

Thursday – WORK STILL SUCKS! I am tired of babysitting grown ass men!

But at least tonight I get to go over to Lexie’s house for dinner.

COUCH!

So this is how my weekend went.

Friday: I met Lexie after work to help her pick out a couch. This is the one we decided on it is the most comfy couch ever and because it is in pieces you can configure it many different way. So I also fell in love with this couch and will be purchasing it when I save up some money which will be after I pay off something’s first so it might be a whole year before I get this couch but it is fabulous. (This is not the best picture of me but whatever the couch is awesome). Then we went out for dinner and then I went home and cleaned my bedroom.

Saturday: Found me going over to Lexie’s house at around noon – I hung out over there watching movies and just vegging (she brought her bed mattress out into the living room so we could just lay around).

Sunday: Saturday night didn’t sleep hardly at all was up at 3:30AM on Sunday morning for like 4 hours and then went back to bed. Then Travis and baby Seamus came over for a few hours and hung out.

Monday: Kelly and Travis woke me up at 9AM because they were on their way over with baby because I was going to babysit for the day. So baby and I took a two hour nap around noon. Then they came back and we went and hung out over at Lexie’s house for a bit.

So over all not an exciting weekend but at least I didn’t spend any money. So props to me.

Yipee 3-Day Weekend!

So I realized that there needs to be some introductions made. I refer to several people in my blogs so I think it is time we pictured some of them here.



World meet Alexis (otherwise known as Lexie) she is my life partner we usually talk every day and yet sometimes we can go months without seeing each other. She knows EVERYTHING! Seriously this girl has even seen me cry which doesn't happen often. She knows I am a freak and she loves me anyway. She usually post comments but doesn't have an account so she just puts BFF after it. This is a sexy picture of her - which doesn't show how nuts she is but you get the point.





Alexis was the first person I met when I first moved up here that wasn't a co-worker. Her and her parents took me in and I have never been the same since. We have had some very interesting adventures together she even moved in with me for a few months shortly after I moved up here and like all of my roommates have said I am like living with a guy. What can I say I like zoning out in front of the TV. Pucky knows her as the "Lexie Monster" which envolves her chasing Pucky around the couch, she is also one of the few other people that Pucky will snuggle with besides me. "CAB!"





So the other person who is featured lately on my blog is Mama Jenn. I was introduced to her by Mikey who invited her and her family over to my house when I had a BBQ and I haven't been able to get rid of her since. If it wasnt for her I would have most certainly starved to death by now. Jenn met my mother over a year ago and decided that she would take her. So as repayment she feeds me and makes me chicken for my birthday. Her kids have sort of become my sudo family and Jenn lets me boss them around when I get on a power trip.

Even more recently Jenn and Lexie have become fast friends - which no matter how much I tease them about being jealous - it works out fabulously because they are both needy and I can't keep up with them. So Lexie is Jenn's wifey and I am more like the husband in this threesome of a relationship.



All in all these two are my girls and without them I would be completely bored. Plus they keep me laughing like you wouldn't believe and they aren't scared by my raunchy sense of humor no matter how crude it gets. So much love to my girls.



Now I don't currently really have any big plans for the weekend I think it will mostly be us all just lounging around. hope everyone has a save and FABULOUS weekend!

Halloween Is Two Months Away!

So last year I went as a she devil because I didn’t have time to really put thinks together. This year I am planning ahead – I have decided to go as wonder woman (I was inspired by a rerun of a BONES episode plus I already have the shiny red boots). So I have discussed with MOM and she is going to make something for me. So on that note I will leave you with a picture from last year.

This is Lexie, Poppy and I.

While Lexie does look fabulous lets stop and take a look for a moment at my right breast. It looks absolutely fabulously perfect from this angle!


Sorry I had to stop and feel myself up for a moment – I am very proud and aware of my breast when I look at this photo. Sigh!

Takin A Ride On The Crazy Train!

Ok so this is how my weekend went.

Friday: Went to bed early because I had to get up at 8AM on Saturday morning.



Saturday: We planned Mama Jenn’s Baby Shower on Saturday at noon. It was a surprise so I was tasked with getting Jenn out of her house by ten so that her friend from out of town could decorate without her knowing. So I got up at 8AM because I was originally going to pick her up then since Alexis was coming too she picked her up and then we met up for manicures and pedicures.

Then we (they) did some shopping at the mall and then we all headed back to Jenn’s house for the SURPRISE! There was a pretty good turn out. We had Mamosa’s and breakfast foods. It was good I left at 3PM and then went home and vegged for the rest of the weekend.

Today Mama Jenn brought me flowers since I helped her out last week with watching the kids while she was in the hospital. She didn’t need to do that but since she was all dressed up and looking HOT I was glad I got to see her. Her due date isn’t until September 9th but she says she is ready anytime now. So we are all just waiting……..

AArguh!

Ok so my weekend:

Friday night found me over at Lexie’s house so she could color my hair (my roots were BADDY BAD BAD). Then just when I was about to go home Mama Jenn was over there and she decided to start having contractions. So once we talked her into going into the hospital to have it checked out we then proceeded to spend three hours at the hospital to find out that she wasn’t drinking enough water. Well it was late and I was getting cranky so dropped Jenn and Lexie off at her house and went home but couldn’t get to sleep until like 3:30AM.

Saturday evening I went over to a BBQ at Michelle’s house and hung out over there for a few hours. Jesse Pooh brought this redneck golf game which was mildly entertaining to watch and I got to be the score keeper for that. Marissa (from Seattle) and Rob drunk called me Saturday night – she was out celebrating her 30th birthday (Welcome to the Club Sista!) so that was fun I got to listen to them order Jack In The Box which made me really want a Sour Dough Jack – to bad we don’t have those up here.

Sunday I vegged all day.

I just had a visit from Kelly, Travis and the baby Seamus he is getting so big he is going to be 1 year old on October 14 so I will be attending that birthday party for sure.

Much Love to Everyone

P.S.
The Aarguh – is because I had a pissy moment at work and wanted to throw something but seeing the baby made it all better.

Just Checking In

Nothing new an exciting really going on. I got all my chores done this week including giving the dogs a bath and cleaning the carpets. Tonight I have to clean the offices and then I am going over to Lexie’s to have her color my hair. This weekend will be another repeat of me locked in my house because I have no money. Maybe I will actually get around to watching the NetFlix movies I have had at my house for over a month.

P.S.
Yoda is nuts he has started peeing while walking when going outside – I think this is the ultimate of laziness it reminds me of an old man or something. Then yesterday he was taking a crap and he was actually pumping his leg like he was trying to pump it out. It had me giggling most of the evening because he is such a Rah-tard!

zzzzzzzzz

So this last weekend found me over at Lexie’s house on Friday trying to keep her motivated to decorate her house now that the painting is all done. She finally hung some stuff on the walls and Mama Jenn organized some of her nic nacks so that once she gets furniture to put it all on she will have stuff. Plus I stayed late to do her laundry so I could make sure she put it all way before I left then I went home to sleep and then called her up at noon on Saturday and told her I was coming over to just hang out. So vegged over there for the rest of the day.

Sunday I stayed home and vegged and didn’t get anything done.

Tonight I plan on cleaning my own house and busting out with the carpet cleaner if I can get that all done then I will feel better and can just relax and be a total slug and do nothing for the next two weeks since I am broker than broke until the end of August.

I also plan on washing the dogs I’m sure they are going to love that but at least they will smell better and it’s been over a year since either of them had a bath.

Pasties!

So went out last Saturday night! Had a blast – there was a burlesque show at Kootz. So I went with a co-worker Jesse Pooh and his family and friends. Did a couple shots at the house before he came and picked me up and then headed for the bar. Once there got called up on stage with other girls to dance and strut my stuff – wasn’t nearly drunk enough for that but thanks to the guys in our party had some liquid courage and with the help of some spray on glitter I was able to work it. Then got buzzed enough I whined to Jesse Pooh to buy me some pasties. He did and I put them on in the bathroom and then proceeded to flash half the bar for the rest of the night to show them off. Met some new people and took a cab home (talked to Kelly on the phone don’t remember that).

Sunday morning woke up at 6AM with something stuck to me – Hello Pasties! Peeled those off and removed rest of clothes that were still on then went back to sleep. Woke up around 8AM and proceeded to call everyone and wake them up and whine to them to come over and let my dogs out because I didn’t want to move at all. (Eventually I got up and let them out and then we went back to bed). Must have bugged the crap out of Lexie and Mama Jenn because they called me needy and whiny. Oh well! Monday night washed my bedroom sheets for some reason there was glitter all over them – who knew?

So not going out this weekend have no plans as of yet – but I didn’t have plans for last weekend either so we will see what happens.

P.S. I have been going to that bar for over 7 years and have managed to never flash my shit (even for Spenardy Gras) and low and behold buy me some pasties and it’s on like Donkey Kong!

Short Short Version

Well where to start? At least I stopped blogging on a high note – yeah for me.

Believe it or not there has not been a whole lot of going out partying hence the weight gain. I am currently in save money mode so I usually lock myself in my house so I don’t spend any money.

Last Labor Day – my dad came up and helped me build a deck it’s fabulous! I got a few people to help or more like DO while I supervised. I even made Kelly the pregnant wench do some manual labor. Her extra body weight was good for standing on things holding them down.

Kelly had baby Seamus in October and her mother stayed with me for a few days while Kelly was in the hospital I went over every night while she was there to totally mooch on my new favorite man – he’s so darn cute and at that stage he couldn’t run away. HA!

My personal life is still chaos me and Poppy are still orbiting each other and at least mom and dad got to meet him when they came up for Thanksgiving. I made Mama Jenn do the cooking last year for Thanksgiving taking my family over and invading her house – she loved every minute of it even when dad drank all the milk – he’s not a big talker but when it comes to milk he can drink you under the table.

Christmas was blessedly quite and no one came and I refused to go anywhere – it was nice.

March had Taylor moving in to be roommate number one. I hardly ever see him, he not around which is good for a roommate that’s how I like them.

May had be dismantling my California closet in the 3rd bedroom so I could rent that out.

Mom came back up for the weekend on June 12th to do a breast cancer walk with me and my friends and co-workers. We had a BBQ using the new huge ass BBQ grill dad bought me (thank goodness we built a bigger deck because the grill wouldn’t have fit on the old one). It was a busy weekend and I sent mom home tired to much going on in one weekend.

Chris roommate number two moved in beginning of July.

The picture posted below is of Cliffy and I dancing in Jesse’s kitchen I made $60 that night thanks for that cab fare. Usually the group of us hang out at each others houses because it’s cheaper then going out to drink.

Although I did go out with Alexis last weekend and we had a blast and then there was some good snuggle time the following morning with Alexis and I and a pregnant Mama Jenn. We barely fit in Alexis’s double bed. Everyone else had more motivation then I did and went out and did things while I stayed home the rest of the weekend suffering from a mild hangover.

Grandma came up and visited two weeks ago and stayed for ten days we pretty much just vegged although I am pretty sure we made daily trips to Walmart – it’s sort of Grandma’s thing and she spoiled me rotten.

Well that for the most part catches you up and I will be blogging more now. I have all new gripes mostly about my new white trash neighbors and their dog who keeps crapping in my yard. Haven’t been big on dressing up for work in forever so my goal for tomorrow is to gasp! Do my hair and makeup – I’ll let you know how it goes.

Their Baaaack!

So as you can tell from the photo I have gained back 30 of the 50 pounds I lost three years ago. But I like it because my butt came back to me and my boobs look better! Yahoo!

I will add another post once I get something typed up and remember how to work this darn thing.

I have to regress my memory to figure out any big highlights (besides my hair) that have happened since the last post oh so long ago.